Spamking of the Year

What do you hate more? Cleaning the toilet or cleaning up the spam in your mailbox? I was checking the fun facts on spam on yahoomail and it notes that more people prefer cleaning their own toilet! So do I!

The next time you see an ad screaming - "Free ipod nano is yours" - just close the browser window and take it as your hint to clean the toilet!

All Queued Up..

Don't you hate standing in queues? Just standing there waiting for your name to be called? What can you possibly do when you are standing there? You try to look around, but nah ... too self-conscious. You begin to wonder why that lady is staring at you. She's about 40 and couldn't possibly be interested in you. In all probability you are dressed up like Superman - know what I mean?! There's a very pretty lady at the other end of the room. Wonder what she is doing buried into her laptop. Oh no, she's caught you staring at her. There's no place to hide!

Coming to the next important question - where do you place your hands? If its in your pockets, its way too casual. Keeping it folded would mean you are closed to conversation. Well, behind your back would be a good idea, but that would hurt if the line stops moving! And what is that guy behind you laughing for? Have you worn your shirt backwards? Oh, not again!

Oh well, I just hate standing in a queue!